human head!

it is a well-documented fact that i hate lunch. i hate the food court underneath the broadcast centre that offers up inedible fare day in and day out without even attempting to understand what should and could make lunch so great. once i had a chicken salad at the salad place and after the first bite i almost vomited. threw the whole salad away. how do you screw up salad? by being a lunch place downstairs!!!

so today i gave in and tried the vietnamese place that's always super busy and waited in line (which i abhor more than lunch) and went with a hot and sour soup and two shrimp rolls. soup was great, i thought maybe that i'd found my noon salvation.

then i opened the shrimp roll box (2 for $2.50 what a deal!). i picked up a roll and dropped it right away cause it felt exactly like a limp penis. it also smelled like one and the texture was so blindingly bad - plus it's served with a weird brown nutty sauce, that i dumped both uneaten rolls in the trash. now it's almost three and i'm starving.